Bollywood, June 23, by Bollywood Celebrity Correspondent - The 'Bharatiya Naari' Rakhi Sawant has been reported missing since her scripted reality show Rakhi Ka Swayamvar. Her groom to be (whatever his name is) has filed a Missing Persons diary at the local police station. According to some reliable sources of the film industry, there is a high probability of her dumping the bollywood and trying her charm in the Hollywood. On the conditions of anonymity, popular vocalist Mika revealed that Rakhi had been quite upset recently because some of the so called "phoren" gals like Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus who were trying to challenge her popularity and getting all the media attention by using their Beaver Shots. According to Mika, she was also quite upset that her fans were content with her morphed pics on the internet and weren't trying to get much. No family member was available for any quotes. However Bobby Darling and Shakti Kapoor showed their full support for Rakhi in hollywood. Media gurus have predicted some nasty Rakhi Sawant vs Mallika Sheravat photo wars pretty similar to East Coast vs West Coast Rap battles.
*THIS IS A PARODY / SATIRE . . There is no intention to hurt anyone's feelings. This is a work of fiction and has no link to the real events*
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