Hollywood, June 29 - Celebrity Special Correspondent : With the release of "I Can't Be Tamed" latest album of teenage country singer Miley Cyrus, things here have taken a sudden turn with the declaration by Association of Early/Pre Teens of Miley Cyrus as their brand ambassador and role model. The news has created a heated debate on the news channels whether 17 is the new 27 for teenage girls. The International Parents Society has raised its objection against the recent declaration and according to confidential yet reliable sources the difference in opinion of these two associations can take a violent turn in future. . The representatives of the Early/Pre Teens Association were unavailable for any quotes since they have been reported to be grounded by their parents. And for the first time in the history the members of Late Teens and Tweens Group have been seen supporting the International Parents Organisation. Ms. Cathy Moore, the spokesperson for TTG has issued a statement on twitter - "I kno itz awkwrd but we gotta save our gud 4 nothin siblings against dis *****. Dat's y we decided 2 join hands wid Parents Association 4 the only tym. God save USa n da wrld." Sociologists, psychologists, religious groups are studying the turn of events very closely since this could get out of hands and unleash a Generation Gap war in the world. Miley Cyrus was unavailable for quotes since she was training for lap dancing sessions.
*THIS IS A PARODY / SATIRE. It is surely based on fiction and has no link to the real events. There were no intentions to hurt anyones feelings.*
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